My Baby Was Really Ugly, But That Didn’t Mean I Didn’t Love Him, I Adored Him, Birth Isn’t Nice To Newbrns

Some infants truly have faces that only a mother could love. My kid, like me, was quite unattractive!

It is completely OK. You just do not need to tell anybody else (or, if it is not your child, the parents should never be informed). With eyes, you can notice when a newborn is not as gorgeous as it should be!

My firstborn kid was very stunning when he was born. He was ‘perfectly cooked,’ with a full head of golden straw-colored hair, and was delicious and flawless. With eyes, you can notice when a newborn is not as gorgeous as it should be!

My second kid was then born. He actually did resemble a squashed crab. His head was in the shape of a cone, his ears were retracted, and he was visibly swollen. He looked to have had a night of heavy drinking since he was bruised and purple. I can see, he was DAMN UGLY; my child was really ugly!
It in no way negates the fact that I admired him. Birth is difficult for neonates. The issue is that the majority of babies resemble elderly men or pelted rabbits. or a conscious cabbage… or a monkey…

It often takes many months for their look to transform from that of squished little monsters to that of adorable, gleaming little buttons. You may likely attribute our expectations of a newborn infant to Hollywood.

He is the son of our former CFO. NOW, he is a complete moron. In the past… urgh Supposedly, midwives would pass him and comment, “Ohhhh, you had a boy…” *crickets*

I don’t know this nasty child, but he appears to have had a heavy night of drinking…. He finds nothing amusing…

This infant is Benjamin Button; he appears to be preparing for retirement on a golf course.

This infant’s name is Cheryl, and she enjoys yelling at the neighbor’s children whenever the ball goes over the fence.

If appearances could kill, this child’s mother would be dead.

This infant appears to reside in a housing commission unit. After the children next door stole his walking stick, all he wants to do is watch Dr. Phil in solitude.

This infant has observed stuff.

Indeed, some infants are unattractive. My infant was hideous. Nonetheless, the majority outgrow it, and even if they don’t, it’s surely character-building.

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