when superheroes only use weapons like normal soldiers

Picture this: Iron Man carrying an M16, Captain America with a grenade launcher, and Thor wielding a rocket launcher. Sounds bizarre, right? But what if superheroes only used weapons like normal soldiers? Here are some humorous scenarios that might occur.

Firstly, superhero fights would no longer be epic hand-to-hand combat, but rather a flurry of bullets and explosions. Superman might not even need his super strength anymore, just a couple of well-placed bullets from his trusty rifle. And Batman’s gadgets would be obsolete as he trades them in for a good old-fashioned shotgun.

Secondly, we might see a surge in weapon manufacturers trying to cater to superheroes’ needs. Companies like Stark Industries and Wayne Enterprises could expand their product lines to include a range of firearms and artillery. Imagine a “Hulk Buster” machine gun specifically designed to take down the big green guy!

But what about the innocent civilians caught in the crossfire? Superheroes are supposed to protect them, but with all these weapons flying around, the collateral damage could be catastrophic. Perhaps we’d need a new breed of superheroes to come to the rescue – ones that specialize in saving people from exploding buildings and dodging bullets.

And what about the villains? Would they also be using weapons? Imagine the Joker with a flamethrower or Doctor Octopus with a sniper rifle. The stakes would be even higher in these battles, with the fate of the world resting on the power of the weapons.

In conclusion, while the idea of superheroes using weapons like normal soldiers might seem funny, it would completely change the dynamics of the superhero universe. It’s probably best to stick with the classic comic book version where the superheroes rely on their unique abilities to save the day, rather than a barrage of bullets and bombs.

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